At 7:07 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, D2 discoursed
Is it something to do with the fact you both slept together? I think there’s more to this than we’re being told people!!! Jimi, let’s find out the truth about what really goes on in Anthony’s Sofabed.
Actually, let’s re-name the entire site “Anthony’s Sofabed”. Sure that’s just the kind of ‘livening up’ we’ve been lobbying for for ages!!!!!!!!
At 7:39 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, JIMI, M.A Hons felt the urge to write
ANTHONY>> your blog has been hijacked again! And this time it’s by people far more sophisticated than me. I mean they’ve infiltrated the main body of the blog, not just the comments columns and they’re using the space to propogate lies about you (“Anthony is obviously a very well-brought-up young man, as he was a most genial host”) and to post offensive pictures of Jade plants. This is a most serious development. I just hope that you can wrestle back control of your blog from these dark forces…
At 8:32 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, D2 professed
My God Jimi… you took no interest what so ever in the lies I tried to propogate about Anthony’s Sis and her friend cuddling on his Sofa bed! It just goes to show, the price of a sandwhich in Dublin is ridiculous compared to the pain and suffering caused by warts!
And let’s take bets on Duncan’s demise. I predict a month.
At 10:52 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, JIMI, M.A Hons asserted
D2>> I find your theory fascinating and look forward to the results of your inquiry. I believe there may be a link between ‘Duncan’ and the sofabed activities. Rumour has it that Duncan ‘threesome’ Stewart was in New York at the same time. Does this help you with your inquiries?
At 2:11 pm on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, D channelled
I do hope that Anthony’s father never reads the comments. He may well live in a dismal, windswept hovel surronded by bog, but he still has his pride. To read that it was lie to describe his son as well brought up and genial would surely cause unneccessary hurt. His senstive soul would see all too quickly that his beloved daughter could hardly escape the implication that she too was badly brought up; both his ‘chicks’ damned in the one unsubstantiated verdict broadcast to millions.
At 6:06 am on Thursday 02nd of March 2006, JIMI, M.A Hons was compelled to share
D>> The truth can be tough to face sometimes. But, on a brighter note, I’m sure Anthony’s father has better things to do than reading Anthony’s humble blog. Rumour has it that Anthony’s pop is a big shot in the academic world. Now do you really think he’d be hanging around in a dive like this?
At 11:58 am on Friday 03rd of March 2006, J blurted
So where is Anthony with his Oscar picks? According to our good friend Mr Ebert it’s Best Picture for Crash, Best Director for Ang Lee, Best Actress for Reese Witherspoon and Best Actor for Philip Seymour Hoffman.
At 3:31 pm on Friday 03rd of March 2006, Vanessa blurted
Hey Anthony,
I loved meeting your sister Eleanor and Ellen. It was a shame that we didn’t have more time to hang out, as I’m now just globe trekking every weekend.
And when will I be able to see the famous Chez Litton and the awesome sofa that I helped pick?
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At 7:03 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, D2 testifiedWhat “Reasons?”
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At 7:07 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, D2 discoursedIs it something to do with the fact you both slept together? I think there’s more to this than we’re being told people!!! Jimi, let’s find out the truth about what really goes on in Anthony’s Sofabed.
Actually, let’s re-name the entire site “Anthony’s Sofabed”. Sure that’s just the kind of ‘livening up’ we’ve been lobbying for for ages!!!!!!!!
WWW.ANTHONYSSOFABED.COM
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At 7:39 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, JIMI, M.A Hons felt the urge to writeANTHONY>> your blog has been hijacked again! And this time it’s by people far more sophisticated than me. I mean they’ve infiltrated the main body of the blog, not just the comments columns and they’re using the space to propogate lies about you (“Anthony is obviously a very well-brought-up young man, as he was a most genial host”) and to post offensive pictures of Jade plants. This is a most serious development. I just hope that you can wrestle back control of your blog from these dark forces…
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At 8:04 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, ellen typedThe most questionable activity that took place on the sofa-bed was the viewing of Dawson’s Creek re-runs
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At 8:32 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, D2 professedMy God Jimi… you took no interest what so ever in the lies I tried to propogate about Anthony’s Sis and her friend cuddling on his Sofa bed! It just goes to show, the price of a sandwhich in Dublin is ridiculous compared to the pain and suffering caused by warts!
And let’s take bets on Duncan’s demise. I predict a month.
And yes, Dawson Creek, my god!
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At 10:52 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, JIMI, M.A Hons assertedD2>> I find your theory fascinating and look forward to the results of your inquiry. I believe there may be a link between ‘Duncan’ and the sofabed activities. Rumour has it that Duncan ‘threesome’ Stewart was in New York at the same time. Does this help you with your inquiries?
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At 11:05 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, D2 saidYes! That’s exactly the kind of proof I was looking for. I knew that Dawson Creek allaby was a red herring by jove!
See that insomnia still keeping you awake over there in Alaska eh?
Jeezus, I can’t wait for Eleanour’s version of events
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At 11:06 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, D2 attestedAlso, is it me or did anyone find Ellen’s post much more interesting and shorter than Anthony’s? Perhaps it’s time to step down Antooo!?
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At 11:38 am on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, Daragh postedMore notes from Ellen! Nicely written, calming tone, comforting, warm fuzzy wuzzy feeling to be had for everyone!
Love the plant too, or is it Duncan?
Last time I saw such dedication to a plant was in the film ‘Leon’.
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At 2:11 pm on Wednesday 01st of March 2006, D channelledI do hope that Anthony’s father never reads the comments. He may well live in a dismal, windswept hovel surronded by bog, but he still has his pride. To read that it was lie to describe his son as well brought up and genial would surely cause unneccessary hurt. His senstive soul would see all too quickly that his beloved daughter could hardly escape the implication that she too was badly brought up; both his ‘chicks’ damned in the one unsubstantiated verdict broadcast to millions.
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At 6:06 am on Thursday 02nd of March 2006, JIMI, M.A Hons was compelled to shareD>> The truth can be tough to face sometimes. But, on a brighter note, I’m sure Anthony’s father has better things to do than reading Anthony’s humble blog. Rumour has it that Anthony’s pop is a big shot in the academic world. Now do you really think he’d be hanging around in a dive like this?
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At 4:10 am on Friday 03rd of March 2006, D2 statedJive-talk-Jimi is right Mr. D. It’s probably better for Anthony’s father to turn a blind eye to what goes on in New York. And believe me… IT GOES ON!
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At 11:58 am on Friday 03rd of March 2006, J blurtedSo where is Anthony with his Oscar picks? According to our good friend Mr Ebert it’s Best Picture for Crash, Best Director for Ang Lee, Best Actress for Reese Witherspoon and Best Actor for Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Oh the excitement…...
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At 3:31 pm on Friday 03rd of March 2006, Vanessa blurtedHey Anthony,
I loved meeting your sister Eleanor and Ellen. It was a shame that we didn’t have more time to hang out, as I’m now just globe trekking every weekend.
And when will I be able to see the famous Chez Litton and the awesome sofa that I helped pick?
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At 5:17 pm on Tuesday 07th of March 2006, Der Tommissar postedNew Yorkers? Polite?
New Yorkers?
I get it, you just got back from Paris, right?
New Yorkers? Polite?
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At 10:39 pm on Tuesday 07th of March 2006, Anthony wroteI’m sorry that Ellen’s actual experience runs contrary to your preconceptions. I’ll try and make sure it doesn’t happen again.
Or maybe it was just that I only introduced her to polite people.
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At 6:38 pm on Wednesday 08th of March 2006, Der Tommissar declaredOk. I’ll let it slide this time, Anthony.
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At 5:33 pm on Thursday 16th of March 2006, D2 proclaimedAnthony… er, hello? Someone? Anyone?
..... it’s so lonely here.
............ somebody please…. talk to me…....................
I fear the worst