Sunday 14th 2005f August 2005
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It’s very hot. Hot and humid. This isn’t weather, it’s punishment. I wore a black shirt yesterday. It was a light shirt, but it was still a very bad idea. I could smell myself cooking.
I was trying to go on a training J-Walk. I wasn’t being trained, I just wanted to check it out. But I didn’t make it. I’m a big fan of the NYC Subway, but there are times when I hate it – hate it with a flaring passion – and this was one of those times. They’re doing a lot of work at the moment, so there are various route changes and restrictions that apply at the weekend. Usually they’re not a problem, but sometimes they can conspire to prevent you from getting you where you’re going.
I just wrote a detailed account of how exctly I was thwarted, but it was really boring so I deleted it. Suffice it say that changes on the 7, N and 5 added up to a very late me. The trains are nicely airconditioned, but the stations are awful in the heat.
The previous night had also involved an extended train journey, but that was acceptable because I had been travelling a long distance. To Coney Island. At Julian’s suggestion I went with he, Lisa and Daniel Treiman (editor of The Brooklynite) to a Cyclones game. I’d never been to a baseball game before. I really enjoyed it. I didn’t really understand it. I’m not into sports, really, which was why this was good. I’ve never attended a sporting event where the crowd was so indifferent to what went on on the field. It was just about hanging out and drinking, and the bizarre things that happened between innings. It was a real funfair atmosphere, although this was probably partly due to the nearby funfair.
After the game we went to look at the fireworks on the beach. I loved this. I’ve never been so close to large fireworks. Loud! We then wandered towards Brighton Beach and ate in a bizarre Russian restaurant, complete with a band playing Russian pop songs and lousy service. And then the epic train ride home. The subway service runs 24 hours, but not equally. Much like the city itself, the subway never sleeps but does get very irregular at two in the morning.
Being in Coney Island at night was cool. The game I’m mostly working on at the moment is partly set there, albeit in 1979, so it was nice to get a look at the real thing. I felt like saying “This is what we fought all night to get back to?” in a vaguely querulous tone as I got off the train, but I didn’t.
I’m getting used to being a full time employee. I was completely freaked out at first, but I’m coming to terms with it. There’s slightly more responsibility, and I’ve been moved to a nicer area with a better system and some new headphones. Aaaargh! No holidays!
Sorry. Health insurance. Regular paycheck.
I’ve started “playing” Second Life. I could see this becoming very addictive. It’s extremely bizarre and enjoyable. I’m Alparthenon Languish, but I haven’t done anything interesting yet. Anybody else out there a resident?
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At 3:56 am on Monday 15th 2005f August 2005, Babs blurtedEven AFTER the rain it’s still ridiculous here. I’m moving to Antarctica, myself.
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At 4:43 pm on Monday 15th 2005f August 2005, JIMI announcedGONE TO CANADA
As Anthony is getting lazy with his blog I’ve decided to hijack it, albeit via the “comments” section which isn’t very effective but the struggle must begin somewhere.
Okay, so… where to start? Well, I moved to Canada in March and settled in Vancouver in April. Am… weather quite nice at the moment…. Er…. that’s about it for now…
WATCH THIS SPACE. MORE EXCITING ENTRIES TO COME....
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At 8:57 pm on Monday 15th 2005f August 2005, JIMI saidGONE TO CANADA
Like the hijack? Feel I should be paid? Cash in non-sequential bills please.
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At 9:44 pm on Monday 15th 2005f August 2005, Anthony was compelled to shareNot so easy, is it.
And nobody ever pays.
Antarctica… tempting, tempting.
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At 10:49 pm on Monday 15th 2005f August 2005, JIMI proclaimedGONE TO CANADA
THE GUERILLA BLOG THAT’S UPDATED DAILY!
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:( Doctor, doctor. I’ve don’t feel so good.
:) What seems to be the problem?
:( Well I’ve a terrible pain in my stomach.
:) Let’s have a look. Bend over.
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:o Hmmmmmm… I think it’s your colon.
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At 10:52 pm on Monday 15th 2005f August 2005, gonetocanada.com inc realised it was important that we all should understandLIKE THE COMIC STRIP? THE AUTHOR LIKES MONEY.
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At 5:12 am on Tuesday 16th 2005f August 2005, Peter wroteDoes everyone in NY still say ‘hot enough for ya?’ EVERY day?
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At 3:23 pm on Tuesday 16th 2005f August 2005, gonetocanada.com inc assertedTuesday, August 16th 2005.
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I cut my foot in the swimming pool the other day. Ouch! It hurts. I find those little circular bandaids very useful for small nicks.
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At 3:29 pm on Tuesday 16th 2005f August 2005, JIMI decided it was worth pointing outCOMIC STRIP “THE PUNCTUATION MARKS”
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At 3:34 pm on Tuesday 16th 2005f August 2005, JIMI blurted——————————DISCLAIMER———————————-
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THE ABOVE COMIC STRIP WORKS BETTER WITH ACTUAL PUNCTUATION MARKS. HOWEVER, THE POWERS THAT BE HAVE CONVERTED THE PUNCTUATION MARKS INTO SMILEY FACES. THIS DOES NOT NECESSARILY REFLECT THE HUMOUR OF JIMI OR GONETOCANADA.COM INC. WE HOPE THIS UNFORTUNATE MISTAKE DOES NOT AFFECT THE GENERAL MOOD OF ANY OF OUR READERS.
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At 4:26 pm on Tuesday 16th 2005f August 2005, JIMI felt the urge to write:(
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At 5:04 pm on Wednesday 17th 2005f August 2005, Anthony was inspired to addWoah. What happened there?
I apologise for the temporary increase in service.
When will there be an “Ask Jimi” page?
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At 12:38 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI discoursed———————————APOLOGY————————————-
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Due to circumstances beyond our control, there was no entry in yesterday’s GONE TO CANADA GUERILLA BLOG. We apologise to any inconvenience caused to our readers and we shall endeavour to ensure this does not happen again in the future. We welcome all comments from our readers, however critical or obtuse.
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At 12:42 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI wrote——THE BLOG THAT’S UPDATED AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE!—-
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Thursday, August 18th 2005
It rained on Tuesday night. First rain we’ve had in ages.
I normally drink black coffee, but as I had a guest yesterday I bought half and half. However, in the end they didn’t have any coffee. So now I find myself drinking my coffee with half and half added. I’m not complaining. It’s quite nice.
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At 12:45 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI realised it was important that we all should understandCOMIC STRIP “THE PUNCTUATION MARKS”
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:) Hey Mark. Wanna go to a movie?
:( Sure, Mark. What’s on?
:) Apostrophe Now!
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At 12:49 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, Anthony postedDoes this ever happen to other bloggers that slow down a little?
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At 12:55 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI discoursedNEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS
*******NEW FEATURE********NEW FEATURE******NEW FEATURE
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WELCOME TO GONETOCANADA.COM NEWS, A NEW SERVICE THAT KEEPS YOU ABREAST OF NEWS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.
Thursday, August 18, 2005
VANCOUVER – JIMI, CEO of GONETOCANADA.COM INC, is keen to quell rumours of an agressive takeover bid of GONE TO AMERICA by GONETOCANADA.COM INC.
Events took a new turn when it was revealed that Anthony Litton, CEO of GONE TO AMERICA has planned a visit to Vancouver on Labor Day weekend.
In a statement, JIMI said “Myself and Anthony shall go out and have a few beers. That’s all. And sure, we might talk a bit of business. Look, we’re businessmen. That’s what we do. But read my lips: there is no takeover”.
However, followers of the GONETOCANADA.COM INC story will remember that JIMI strenuosly denied rumours that GONETOCANADA.COM INC was to be floated publicly, days before the floatation took place.
Fans of the ‘guerilla blog’ were disappointed at the floatation which turned the once radical blog into “just another business”.
Anthony Litton was unavailable for comment.
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At 2:00 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, Babs attestedI’m jealous, Anthony.
No ones EVER hijacked MY comments for a guerilla blog.
Mind I have gotten the occasional vicious ‘post or be maimed’ emails.
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At 2:22 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, Anthony was inspired to addI’d come down hard on him if i wasn’t depending on his couch Labor Day weekend.
I’d just like to take this opportunity to reassure regular readers that there will be no change in the management and administration of this blog for the forseeable future. This Rover will not be moving over and allowing JIMI to take over. To reiterate: the only one getting the full benefit of this fire will be me.
Thank you.
Anthony Litton, CEO, CFO, CTO, Director and Chairman of the Board of Gone to America.
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At 2:23 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI proclaimed——————————- ASK JIMI ———————————
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GONETOCANADA.COM INC. has been inundated with requests for an “Ask Jimi” feature. As you know, we like to keep our many readers happy with new and innovative features, so here it is, the world’s first guerrilla blog brings you “Ask Jimi”, a section where you can ask Jimi any questions which he shall endeavour to answer as best as possible*.
*The opinions of JIMI do not necessarily reflect those of GONETOCANADA.COM INC and we accept no responsibility for any slanderous, inflammatory or downright stupid comments made by said JIMI.
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At 2:33 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI saidNEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS
NEWS AS IT HAPPENS!!! NEWS AS IT HAPPENS!!! ***
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NEW YORK – Rumours of a takeover of GONE TO AMERICA continued, following what some describe as an “overtly strenuos denial” by Anthony Litton of any such takeover.
A source close to Litton, who asked to be referred to only as “Babs” said Litton is under pressure from his shareholders to sell to the internet giant GONETOCANADA.COM INC. According to Babs: “Anthony’s just lost his touch and can’t compete in the modern day blog environment where aggressive companies are waiting to pounce on anyone who even misses a day’s entry”.
Babs claims she herself received threats of decapitation if she failed to ‘post’ – (the term bloggers like to use for diary entries). Rumours persist that GONETOCANADA.COM INC are behind the latest decapitation threats.
JIMI, CEO of GONETOCANADA.COM INC was unavailable for comment.
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NEWS AS IT HAPPENS!!! NEWS AS IT HAPPENS!!! ***
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At 4:26 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI impartedCOMIC STRIP “THE PUNCTUATION MARKS”
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:) Hey Mark. Why are you sleeping rough?
:( I can’t find any a-comma-dation!
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At 5:05 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, Anthony assertedSo tell me, Mr. JIMI, how’s that deadline coming along? It’s just that I thought you were going to be busy with that.
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At 5:12 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI typed***************** GONE TO CANADA ********************NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS
Vancouver – As rumours continue to abound about the possible takeover of GONE TO AMERICA by GONETOCANADA (GTC) INC, people are starting to ask, who is this JIMI guy anyway?
The VANCOUVER SUN has managed to track down the elusive JIMI and can reveal that his real name is Krystof Krackowski, a petty criminal who fled Poland and is currently residing illegaly in Canada.
Krackowski is wanted by Warsaw authorities in connection with the famous ‘salami scam’ he pulled off when working as a butchers assistant for the state-owned ‘MEATSHOP’butchers.
By ‘skimming’ off thin slices of salami from customers, Krackowski managed to build up a huge supply of salami over a three-decade period which he then sold on the black market.
Apparently he likes to call himself JIMI, as a reference to famed guitarist Jimi Hendrix. Ironically, Krackowski was born with a rare condition known as triptosis which means he only has three fingers on each hand. His group ‘Fifty Fifty’ achieved some fame in his native Poland with their one hit wonder ‘Kracked on you’ but it seems the appeal was more that of a freak-show. Reports have it that Krackowski’s guitar-playing fell somewhat short of the legendary Hendrix who died in 1970 from a drug overdose.
GTC NEWS GTC NEWS GTC NEWS GTC NEWS GTC NEWS GTC NEWS
BRINGING YOU ALL THE NEWS, ALL THE TIME, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
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At 8:47 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI postedGONE TO CANADA (GTC) ATTEMPTED TO POST A MOVIE REVIEW OF WAR OF THE WORLDS BUT WE SEEM TO BE EXPERIENCING TECHINCAL DIFFICULTIES. BEAR WITH US WHILE WE ATTEMPT TO FIX THE PROBLEM...
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At 8:50 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI channelled***************** GONE TO CANADA ********************——————————- NEW FEATURE!!! —————————————
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MOVIE REVIEW
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At 8:51 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI said>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MOVIE REVIEW
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At 8:52 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI felt the urge to writeWell, I saw WAR OF THE WORLDS the other day. It’s directed by Steven Spielberg who also directed JAWS. I quite liked it and I thought it was very scary. I also liked Tom Cruise’s performance in it.
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At 8:53 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI wroteWATCH THIS SPACE FOR MORE EXCITING MOVIE REVIEWS!!!
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At 8:57 pm on Thursday 18th 2005f August 2005, JIMI imparted——————————- ASK JIMI ———————————
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Whilst JIMI shall endeavour to answer all your questions to the best of his abilities, he refuses to answer questions regarding alleged “deadlines” and rejects categorically any insinuation that he’s wasting his time writing guerilla blogs instead of meeting said alleged deadlines. *
*The opinions of JIMI do not necessarily reflect those of GONETOCANADA.COM INC and we accept no responsibility for any slanderous, inflammatory or downright stupid comments made by said JIMI.
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At 5:46 pm on Friday 19th 2005f August 2005, Babs was compelled to shareI’m lost. When is the movie coming out??
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At 5:52 pm on Friday 19th 2005f August 2005, Anthony decided it was worth pointing outJIMI? Answer!
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At 6:23 pm on Friday 19th 2005f August 2005, KRYSTOF, er I mean JIMI started typing, with this resultNow I’m lost! Whoever said anything about a movie? Can you sell salami on ebay?
???
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At 6:28 pm on Friday 19th 2005f August 2005, Anthony testifiedAmateur.
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At 6:29 pm on Friday 19th 2005f August 2005, KRYSTOF, er I mean JIMI started typing, with this result——THE BLOG THAT’S UPDATED OCCASIONALLY!—-
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Friday, August 19, 2005
I’ve a sore stomach from eating salami. Thinking of becoming a vegetarian. Nice cool breeze in Vancouver today.
The success of the blog is overwhelming. I’m finding the strain of the fame too much. Now my fans are demanding recipes and although I make a mean salami sandwich I’m not much of a cook…
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At 6:37 pm on Friday 19th 2005f August 2005, JIMI discoursed—— I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT A REAL BLOG!!! —-
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For legal reasons we have to withdraw the ASK JIMI feature from our popular site. This is due to too many personal questions being asked of JIMI, (who by the way is NOT Krystof Krackowski as has been alleged).
In summation:
There is no movie called “Gone to Canada”
JIMI has no deadlines to meet.
JIMI is NOT Krystof Kracowski.
We hope the withdrawal of this popular service does not discomfit our many fans in any way.
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At 9:04 pm on Friday 19th 2005f August 2005, Anthony opinedYes, it takes a steady hand to run a blog. This kind of flare out – I’ve seen it before. It’s very sad, but also, somehow, beautiful.
And so the internet renews itself once more.
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At 7:42 pm on Saturday 20th 2005f August 2005, JIMI was compelled to shareYes Anthony – you are a shining example to us all with your steady and consistent output.*
*Above note to be read in a sarcastic tone of voice. Imagine Professor Snape quoting these words to you and you get the general idea of where I’m coming from. **
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At 7:46 pm on Saturday 20th 2005f August 2005, JIMI decided it was worth pointing outTHE BLOG THEY’RE ALL TALKING ABOUT
Saturday August 20, 2005
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I had a nice brunch today. Eggs Benedict with creamed spinach. Mmmmmmmmmm. Very nice. I had a bit too much coffee. Hope I can sleep tonight…
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At 12:27 am on Monday 22nd 2005f August 2005, JIMI opinedSunday, August 21, 2005
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
I’ve recently re-acquired a taste for Nutella. What could this mean?
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At 2:27 pm on Monday 22nd 2005f August 2005, Babs realised it was important that we all should understandNutella??
Oi!! No nicking ideas from my blog!!
Next thing you’ll be spazzing!!
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At 2:45 pm on Monday 22nd 2005f August 2005, JIMI started typing, with this resultIdeas? Nicked? Moi? Are you talking to me young lady? I assure you I have no idea what you’re talking about….
What, pray tell do you mean?
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At 3:25 pm on Monday 22nd 2005f August 2005, JIMI postedOh, er… Babs>> Anthony just told me that you wrote about Nutella too. Complete co-incidence I assure you. What is it about the allure of Nutella? For me I think it’s my way of eating chocolate whilst maintaining the illusion that it’s actually healthy. When I eat a chocolate bar I feel guilty (speaking of which, have you tried Peanut Butter O Henrys?), but when I eat a Nutella sandwich I fool myself that it’s good for me. The picture on the front of the jar makes it look very wholesome or something. Of course the reality is it’s pure junk….
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At 4:26 pm on Monday 22nd 2005f August 2005, D wanted everyone to knowWhy did JIMI go to Canada? From his account it appears a very boring country where little or nothing happens and the cuisine is very restricted. Compare it to the endless excitement of New York !
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At 5:21 pm on Monday 22nd 2005f August 2005, JIMI typed—— THE BLOG THAT’S UP TO ITS ASS IN LITIGATION ——
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Monday, August 22nd, 2005
Due to the ongoing plagiarism case filed by Babs (Babs Vs JIMI, Aug 22, 2005) and another libel case being filed by Nutella inc against JIMI, not to mention the slander case being filed by JIMI against D for insulting his homeland (yes, I’ll have you know I’m a proud Canadian citizen through and through and by the way, if you’re American – you guys owe us money in unpaid softwood taxes – but I digress)... JIMI shall not be posting an entry today.
GONE TO CANADA INC wish to take this time to thank our readers for their messages of support during these difficult times and hope that this temporary problem does not inconvenience you too much.
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At 9:35 pm on Monday 22nd 2005f August 2005, Anthony statedUm, doesn’t that count as an entry? I’m confused.
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At 10:00 pm on Monday 22nd 2005f August 2005, Babs wanted everyone to knowI’m confused, too.
I shall forgive all Nutella accusations provided I receive a case of same on my doorstep by midnight EST.
(And I think the last thingie was a post too)
So, Anthony, have you noticed any conspicious twitching by JIMI??
My lawyers are NOT reading this.
I swear!!
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At 11:39 pm on Monday 22nd 2005f August 2005, Benjamin Goldstein stated_______________________________________________________
NOTICE
We have received mail from numerous readers suggesting that the last entry in the GONE TO CANADA GUERILLA BLOG (The World’s First and Best Guerilla Blog!!!) could indeed be considered to be a post.
However, let it be stated here that that entry was not posted by JIMI but was posted by a representative of the legal department in GONE TO CANADA INC.
If you have any further legal queries please forward them to:
Benjamin Goldstein
Senior Legal Consultant
Gone to Canada Legal Dept.
804-1580 Colbossa Street
Regina
Saskatchwen S6H 1G7
Canada
We thank you for your continued interest in our site and are doing everything in our power to get JIMI back online again…
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At 3:56 am on Tuesday 23rd 2005f August 2005, Dean testifiedTut, tut, tut!
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At 5:55 pm on Tuesday 23rd 2005f August 2005, Benjamin Goldstein typed———— THE GUERILLA BLOG THAT’S ON STRIKE! ————-
Due to an ongoing industrial dispute at GONE TO CANADA INC, regular programming will be replaced by re-runs of popular old posts. We hope to be up and running again as soon as possible and once again apologise to our many readers for any inconvenience caused. We value your custom and hope to resolve this dispute by shipping all the work out to Bangladesh.
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:( Doctor, doctor. I’ve don’t feel so good.
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:( Well I’ve a terrible pain in my stomach.
:) Let’s have a look. Bend over.
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:o Hmmmmmm… I think it’s your colon.
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At 11:29 am on Wednesday 24th 2005f August 2005, Dean realised it was important that we all should understandI just spoke to a guy from canada on a business related call. He said stuff like, “Eh”, “drat!” and “golly!”. Is this representative of most Canadians? I also thought I could hear Celine Dion playing in the background and the sound of Racoons shagging.
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At 2:39 pm on Wednesday 24th 2005f August 2005, Issaac Levy stated‘SHOCK AND EH?’
Listen punk, if you’re American then tell your president we want our softwood taxes or else! Yeah, we’re gonna hit you with our military campaign known as “Shock and Eh?”. You won’t know what hit you. We’re gonna flood your country with our most highly trained nice boring Canadians and bore you guys to death. It’s a terribe way to go but we did warn you guys.
ISSAAC LEVY, on behalf of JIMI*
*JIMI is still not posting.
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At 6:38 pm on Wednesday 24th 2005f August 2005, GONE TO CANADA ARCHIVES felt the urge to write#
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:) Hey Mark. Wanna go to a movie?
:( Sure, Mark. What’s on?
:) Apostrophe Now!
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At 8:39 pm on Wednesday 24th 2005f August 2005, Anthony statedOh come on. Even I never stooped to reruns.
YOU JUST DON’T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES!
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At 9:43 pm on Wednesday 24th 2005f August 2005, Benjamin Goldstein announcedYes, but Anthony – you didn’t face the same industrial problems JIMI faces here in Canada. Just wait until he moves the operation to Bangladesh and then there’ll be no stopping him. JIMI is just churning out posts at the moment but due to the current industrial action we are not able to get them online. We thank you for your interest and trust that you’ll bear in mind the libel laws in Canada are rather more stringent than in your neck of the woods. Perhaps you’ll bear this in mind before making any future comments on JIMI’s output or lack thereof. Speaking of which, JIMI asks me to ask you – do you intend to post again or have you been reduced to re-hijacking your own comments column?
Kindest Regards
Benjamin Goldstein
Senior Legal Consultant
Gone to Canada Legal Dept.
804-1580 Colbossa Street
Regina
Saskatchwen S6H 1G7
Canada
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At 10:12 pm on Wednesday 24th 2005f August 2005, Babs statedAnthony, I just thought you should know that he’s neglecting his guerilla blog HERE to leave insightful comments on my blog.
Current plans are something about armed robbery, I think.
Are you any good at driving very fast??
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At 10:21 pm on Wednesday 24th 2005f August 2005, Benjamin Goldstein proclaimedBabs>> my client wishes to inform you that he has no knowledge of any bank robbery nor if he did would he be in a position to disclose such knowledge. He does wish to attest though, that if he were involved in any plans to rob a bank he certainly wouldn’t be asking Anthony to be the driver. He suggests that if he were involved in such an alleged operation that you leave the planning up to him.
Yours Sincerely
Benjamin Goldstein.
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At 4:02 am on Thursday 25th 2005f August 2005, Dean declaredHmmm… Go Ahead> Invade those yankee Bastards! Must be more interesting than watching Mooses chewing moss, watching salmon spawn and the occasionally overheard racoon shag-fest!
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At 4:06 am on Thursday 25th 2005f August 2005, Benjamin Goldstein blurtedGeez, what’s this obsession with shagging racoons, eh?
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At 1:27 pm on Thursday 25th 2005f August 2005, ELIJAH HERZOG proclaimedjust thought I’d add a comment to bring it up to 60 comments (on behalf of JIMI)