Monday 31st 2005f October 2005
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This isn’t really a post. I’m pretty much moved, and living amongst boxes. I won’t have cable or internet at home until next weekend, so I can only check emails at work and I can’t really take the time to write anything long. So this is what you’re getting.
I am very, very tired and sore. I hate moving. I’m sure that in a week when everything is in and built I will enjoy having moved.
Happy birthday for Friday, Mum.
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At 1:19 pm on Monday 31st 2005f October 2005, Nigel opinedThis is your worst post of all time.
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At 1:24 pm on Monday 31st 2005f October 2005, JIMI attestedCongrats on the move. My advice to you is make sure you buy a really good sofa-bed for your guests…
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At 2:23 pm on Monday 31st 2005f October 2005, Nigel channelledI second that. It was one of the first things I had to buy.
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At 3:28 pm on Monday 31st 2005f October 2005, D typedAnthony: congratulations on another transplanting. I hope the sturdy oak will not be too long in putting down its roots. Where the you pick up the obviously counter-prouductive habit of book buying? Did no one every inform of the the existence of public libraries?
Nigel: Tut-tut: Blogs are more than a series of single enteries; they are symphony and while sometimes the strings predominate and sometimes the brass, there can be that moment when the humble triangle sounds its distinctive note.
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At 3:53 pm on Monday 31st 2005f October 2005, eleanor wrotegreat comment dad, I had to read it out to Jim it was so good, your sense of humour is as acute as ever, even the most obsuse would find that funny. Trust you to find a different angle on things! Congratulations on moving Anthony, I bet you were wishing that you were like that bloke who could fit all of his possessions in the boot of his car and would give away a book after he had read it.
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At 5:55 pm on Monday 31st 2005f October 2005, Nigel testifiedI was promised tales of flat pack woes!
Good symphony analogy though. I shall store that one in the memory banks for when I’m called upon to defend my own laziness.
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At 8:58 pm on Monday 31st 2005f October 2005, JIMI was inspired to addSo, the mysterious ‘D’ has finally been unmasked as Anthony’s father. And there’s me thinking he was Daragh in disguise. The plot thickens…
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At 10:16 pm on Monday 31st 2005f October 2005, elenamary wroteAnthony, I am sorry you are sore from moving. However, I don’t quite understand…you have many friends with plenty of time on their hands (as noted in time spent on commenting) did none of them help you move?
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At 11:54 pm on Monday 31st 2005f October 2005, JIMI announcedELENAMARY>> er, his allegedly unemployed friends are miles away from him. Some are in Dublin. One is in London, and one I believe is in Canada. Fat lot of use they are, eh?
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At 5:00 am on Tuesday 01st 2005f November 2005, dean asserted+++++++++++++++++___________________________+++++++++++++++++
JIMI & NIGEL!!! DID YOU LIKE MY RE-DESIGN?
Had to get up at 5.30 to shout at m neighbour the other morning.
Anyway, this Blogging thing is tough. Wonder what ever happenned to my old friend Anthony? Last I heard he was paying his family to post comments on his BLOG!!
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At 12:06 pm on Tuesday 01st 2005f November 2005, Ivan started typing, with this resultCongratulations on the move, D was obviously anthonys’ da, a certain eloquence detectable, and also its bloody obvious in earlier posts! Elenamary as daragh? i’m not convinced, the name is too obscure but real and believable, in short it would be an excellent pseo.. pso.. pseodo.. (you know what I mean) name, which (no disrespect Daragh) rules it out as a false identity for Daragh. I would like to warmly welcome Elenamary to Anthonys’ home of demented friends and ask this question; now you have visited why do you come back to face charges of being of the opposite sex (as an example)?
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At 3:33 pm on Tuesday 01st 2005f November 2005, JIMI impartedDEAN>> The graphics need some tweaking but it’s an improvement. Wickerman is a great film. Did you recognise the guy from The Equaliser in it? Just watched the first two episodes of Twin Peaks last night. I used to love it. It’s still rather interesting to watch but I definitely enjoyed it a lot more when I was a stoner…
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At 3:43 pm on Tuesday 01st 2005f November 2005, JIMI opinedIVAN>> In retrospect I should have realised D was Anthony’s Dad but us ‘special needs’ people are a bit slow off the mark. One oft forgotten side effect of ‘weeness’ is the smaller brain of the wee folk leeds to a lowering of processing power. To use a computer analogy: Where most people possess the equivalent of an Intel Xeon dual core chip, I’d be more of pre-Pentium varitey, somewhere in the region of a 486, if you catch my drift. This diminished processing power also explains my poor attempts at humour and my difficulty with grasping the nuances of scatalogical and flatulent humour, aka the ‘fart’ joke.
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At 4:09 pm on Tuesday 01st 2005f November 2005, D testifiedWhy does everybody suppose that the Eleanor who commented with such perspicacity is Anthony’s sister?
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At 4:18 pm on Tuesday 01st 2005f November 2005, Anthony was inspired to addI had lots of help from friends, Elenamary, although not the ones who comment here. I hurt because unfortunately when friends help you move they are helping you move stuff, whereas professional movers will move stuff for you. If you pay people you can watch – otherwise you’re lifting, and I’m just not good at that.
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At 3:00 pm on Wednesday 02nd 2005f November 2005, JIMI postedD>> Good point. The plot, it thickeneth even further. The question on everyone’s lips though is, who is Elenamary, and more importantly: who is Anthony? If we could get to the bottom of this confusing conundrum, everything would become clear. If only Wee Jimmy were still with us. I feel he would clear up this confusing mess.
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At 3:08 pm on Wednesday 02nd 2005f November 2005, elenamary wanted everyone to knowD: what is a daragh?
IVAN: Elenamary is my real name. I come back because I am avoiding doing schoolwork while at work. And as to the opposite sex thing, I am not quite sure why people keep questioning my gender…I am of the superior gender, yes female.
D: My name is not Eleanor, nor am I Anthony’s sister.
ANTHONY: Last time I moved, I bought beer and pizza and my friends moved all my stuff while I did things like cleaning out the fridge…ahhh light weight work, I am a good AmeriKan.
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At 9:48 am on Thursday 03rd 2005f November 2005, STILLINDUBLIN announced*******************************STILLINDUBLIN*************************************
This was originally shown on on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger (though god knows how many takes) Irony is that they received not one complaint. must have been the speed of delivery was too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms as you read;
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. “Mist all chucking frighty!!!” said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping herslass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella’s door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. “Who’s fust jarted??” asked the prandsome hince. “Blame that fugly ucker over there!!” said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.
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At 8:00 pm on Thursday 03rd 2005f November 2005, JIMI assertedATTENTION ALL – When I tried to access the Still in Dublin site, I was refused permission on two counts:
1) I’m a Canadian.
and 2) I’m a mucker.
I thought the E.U had laws about such discrimination? Looks like a case for my good friend Benjamin Goldstein.
DEAN>> I hope you have sought the blessing of Fr. Daragh for your new guerilla blog. His standards are quite high.
ANTHONY>> Have you seen ‘The Weatherman’ yet? I’m predicting that you won’t like it. I’m basing this on the fact that I loved it. Another rare example of strong character-based drama coming out of Hollywood (the last example was ‘Sideways’).
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Have a terrible cold this week. I get colds quite a lot. Actually, I’m permanently sick. I’v got all sorts of green goo coming from my face!
Also, in keeping with my tendancy to impulsively buy technical gear of all shapes and kinds I, the other night, bought in Tesco’s, a three way scart cable adapter. This will suit my high-spec TV which I got from my boss last month. It’s old but it has a groovy sheet of glass that slips over the front panel. Very eighties retro techo. Very dangerous also and will probably sever my toes at some stage.
I am also going to buy a Stetson. Was thinking also, to better navigate the teeny roads of Dublin, I may buy a Smart Car. It would also go with my techo image.
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Next Monday BLOG, will tell the tale of my shopping in ALDI for this weeks “Specials”. Mmmmm, hope there’s a nice PC or Laptop for me to buy. Maybe even a portable DVD player to plug into my Smart Car!
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At 7:42 am on Friday 04th 2005f November 2005, Ivan testifiedHappy birthday Mrs Litton.
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At 8:04 am on Friday 04th 2005f November 2005, STILLINDUBLIN wanted everyone to knowDamn it Ivan! I was gonna say that. Now I’ll never get dinner at Anthony’s gaff!
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At 8:06 am on Friday 04th 2005f November 2005, STILLINDUBLIN channelledAhem… HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. LITTON.
AND DON’T WORRY, BEING 40 IS’NT SO BAD, SURE YOU DON’T LOOK A DAY OVER 39!
How do you do it?
Best wishes
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At 8:08 am on Friday 04th 2005f November 2005, STILLINDUBLIN started typing, with this resultUp yours Ivan!
Now who’s favourite!?
Ha-Hah!
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At 1:45 pm on Friday 04th 2005f November 2005, JIMI was compelled to shareHappy Birthday Mrs Litton!
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At 1:46 pm on Friday 04th 2005f November 2005, JIMI blurtedDEAN>> still can’t get in on the grounds that I’m a mucker, eh?
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At 9:30 pm on Friday 04th 2005f November 2005, JIMI blurtedATTENTION EVERYONE>> They’re showing ‘SHANIA: A LIFE IN EIGHT ALBUMS’ on CBC. Would anyone like me to tape it for them? Ah, Canadian life is good, eh?
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At 2:52 pm on Saturday 05th 2005f November 2005, Daragh discoursedHappy Birthday Helen! Your old school buddy Filo says hi, met herself and Clare at my cousins 30th birthday last week. A belated Happy Halloween to you all was like Iraq here the amount of bangers going off.
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At 3:31 pm on Saturday 05th 2005f November 2005, Daragh realised it was important that we all should understandOk listen up Gobshites! Elenamary can be ‘revealed’ by looking at Anthony’s links of other bloggers..get it? You see that she’s another American / Mexican trying to be Irish… how unusal, and no, she’s not me. Ivan you were right, Jimi is a bit of a gobalaa not to have known who the famous Mr. d was. .......Dean : still chicken I see for going for that drink – i’m gona be in Mulligans tonight you better be there! – Don’t know what programmes you watch on Discovery either- never seen one of my ideas on them! Has the eastern block left you yet? are we driving around in a Trabant yet. Nigel will be probably be dropping in after mid-night after failling to get an answer from ‘Ask Anthony’ – you can ask him anything you want but he’s like the POSTAL SERVICE here at the moment ON STRIKE. Babs seems to have eaten herself… just ota pure boredum. Right, there you go thats my lot …insult everybody around you, and you’re bound to raise the comments level.
Dean : I’m in Mulligans where are you? There’s a Smithwicks here for you when you read this.
oh yea meant to say check out this cool song as featured in the film ‘Collateral’ the one with Tom Cruise in it. The scene is when Jamie Fox first meets the lovely lawer in the car- Jada Pinkett Smith or whatever it is, the one who’s married to Will Smith- she asks Jamie to turn up the radio and the song is…............ ‘Hands Of Time’ by Groove Armada featuring brilliant vocals by ‘Richie Havens’ as feature in Woodstock too- great solo performance- great driving song – check out Groove Armada’s album ‘Love Box’- its also got ‘Purple Haze’ and the second song is cool also with Nena Cherry on Vocals – also check out Charles Wright and the 103rd street band – best of
including the brilliant ‘Express Yourself’you know the one thats in the sky adds at the mo…- Anthony you should know it also as it features in the St. Andreas Grand Theft Auto Game…..any t-shirtys or soundtrack frrbies floatin around?Comment ID: 4453
At 4:22 pm on Saturday 05th 2005f November 2005, Helen saidMany thanks to all for birthday greetings – you will be remembered in my prayers. Would just like to say if I’m said to be forty, and Anthony has previously admitted to thirty, we have a problem!
Helen
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At 5:40 am on Monday 07th 2005f November 2005, STILLINDUBLIN decided it was worth pointing out**************************WWW.STILLINDUBLIN.COM*****************************
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Shameful Stories are now surfacing of well-to-do D4 Child Pregnancies!!!! Our own friend Anthony Litton soon to give his side of the story in a “tell-all” report in the New York Times!!
Dean Misses Daragh in yet another pub mix up!! Yes folks, I spent Friday night wandering Dublin in serch of my Smithwhicks! I ended up sleeping with a tramp in Kevin Street! His name was Pado and stank like P**s, but he got me through that cold bleek night!!!!!!
Don’t worry Daragh, we ‘ll meet soon! But it’ll have to be just me I’m afraid. The German birds are all gone. Well, there’s one in Sligo, but she’s in Sligo!
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At 6:49 pm on Monday 07th 2005f November 2005, Nigel felt the urge to writeToday’s fun:
http://www.icecreamheadache.net/
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At 6:10 am on Tuesday 08th 2005f November 2005, daragh blurtedDean ya big spa there is no pub mix up – you just didn’t bother yer hole! – if ya spent as much time on this we could’ve met up several times over…......
yer blogs crap by the way
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At 6:43 am on Tuesday 08th 2005f November 2005, STILLINDUBLIN decided it was worth pointing out*********************************STILLINDUBLIN.COM*****************************
At least I have a BLOG!!!! Spanner!
Which is more than I can say for you and the likes of Litton!!!!!
Ahem: Anthony I mean.
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At 1:52 pm on Tuesday 08th 2005f November 2005, daragh wroteIs that it? thats your excuse….not even a fart joke?
where ya livin these daze
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At 4:48 am on Wednesday 09th 2005f November 2005, STILLINDUBLIN typed(Jesus Daragh! I’m trying to run a BLOG here!!! )
In Chapolizod! I’v had a few nights out recently, so have to be nice to me bird. (Thumb-under ). How’s about after-work pints Friday-week away? You still working in the Cam-shop? actually, can you get me a telephoto for me Canon Eos 250? Steffi’s German friend, the babe from Sligo has one and they’re magic! Gotta get me some ‘o that. Could see right in to me neighbours apartments with it too.
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At 3:42 pm on Wednesday 09th 2005f November 2005, Nigel started typing, with this resultStill no answers to my questions.
daragh, Anthony is the Major Major of his own blog!
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At 3:36 am on Friday 11th 2005f November 2005, Babs declaredBoo!!
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At 4:51 am on Friday 11th 2005f November 2005, STILLINDUBLIN imparted************************************STILLINDUBLIN.COM**************************
Todays entry: Well, actually it’s about the other day. It Rained you see. And I had to wait ages for a bus. We had a song when we were young. “The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round ad round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, on a cold and frosty morning”.
Well, apparently, if you live in Dublin, the Wheels on the bus don’t go round on a wet and pissy morning. Fer some reason, it rains, the traffic goes mental, the buses stop. Today, Muslim clerics threatened an attack on Dublin. Well lads, put yer feet up, take off yer tea towel and relax. We’re fucked anyway on a regular basis!
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BABS RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But Questions loom as to where exectly she has been? And were has Anthony been, that guy who used to have a BLOG? The plot thickens. The wheels on the bus go round! I nearly stepped in puke this morning!
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At 9:20 pm on Friday 11th 2005f November 2005, Nigel proclaimedAnthony, resume your blogging or I shall be forced to recommence posting about Oscar.