My sister Eleanor and her friend Ellen stayed with me last week. They arrived last Saturday at varying times and departed on Friday in the afternoon. They shared my pull out sofabed, which apparently is as comfortable as I had hoped. I would have given them my bed so that I wouldn’t have had to wake them each morning as I went to work, but my bed is really too small for two people. I could have given Eleanor the bed and slept with Ellen on the sofabed, but I wouldn’t want to infuriate her brother, my old schoolfriend Owen, who would doubtless have felt compelled to fly over to defend her honour.
Eleanor arrived first. Cruelly, she landed in Newark airport around noon. This meant that I had to discipline myself on Friday night so as to be able to be awake enough to get to the airport. I didn’t quite succeed in being as disciplined as I might have wished, but I made it only a few minutes late. If she had had the basic human decency to arrive at a more reasonable hour both myself and my apartment would have been a lot cleaner.
I introduced her to the Metropolitan Transportation Authority Subway System, Harlem and my local supermarket. She settled in by watching an episode House I had DVRed while I had a rejuvenating shower. We caught up while waiting for Ellen arrive, which she did at the much more reasonable hour of 9pm. We ordered some Chinese food and retired to bed. This was more or less the pattern. Neither Eleanor nor Ellen were drinking for various reasons. They were jet lagged and had active days, so they were tired in the evenings and were not that keen on going out. They arrived on a Saturday night and left on a Friday afternoon, so they didn’t get a weekend. If Monday hadn’t been President’s Day I probably would hardly have seen them at all! I consider this poor planning, but Eleanor insisted that she didn’t want to be jetlagged in her job on Monday morning so she needed the weekend at home to recover.
We are very different people.
On Sunday we went walking. We took advantage of my proximity to Central Park and wandered through from the Northwest corner to the Guggenheim. We took that in then headed South, stopping briefly for a hideously expensive lunch on Madison Avenue. We forewent the Metropolitan Museum of Art, preferring the more selective charms of the Frick Collection. I had never been to the Frick before and I was very impressed. Great place. After that we strolled across the Park to Strawberry Fields and had a look at the Dakota, then hopped on the C train and headed home. We ate at Spoonbread’s around the corner. Soul food, yum.
Monday was President’s Day and a R* holiday, but I had to go in anyway for irritating reasons. It was only for a couple of hours, but enough to break up the day. I took Eleanor and Ellen to Union Square. We walked up a bit to have a look at the Flatiron building. It’s a very picturesque structure usually, but it was encased in scaffolding which diminished the effect somewhat. We walked back to Union Square. On the way I was able to point out such landmarks as Where I Bought My Bed, Where I Bought My Sofabed, and Where I Bought My Rug. We spent a little time in the Barnes and Noble before I had to head down along Broadway to Houston and work. I abandoned Ellen and Eleanor outside The Strand and went on ahead.
I got in to work and informed my boss Eli that the price of my giving up some of my holiday was that he would have to buy lunch for the three of us – four of us, including him. He agreed. It was actually quite a struggle to find a delivery place that would meet everybody’s dietary requirements. We settled on Italian. It was a pleasant lunch. They got to see my workspace, and even watch me work a little. Eli very kindly provided them with elastic bands to flick at me while I was trying to concentrate, which was much appreciated.
When I was done we went for a walk through Chinatown, which is always worth seeing. I got a bit lost as I always do down there. We went into one of the Malls in search of a bathroom. The basement of that mall was about as deep into Chinatown as I’ve ever been. It’s like an entirley different country. We stood out. Afterwards We on walked down to ground zero. I know it sounds like I made them walk a lot, and I did, but you have to in Manhattan. It’s the best way to see the city and get your bearings. I think so anyway – I’m not sure if they agreed!
After a bit of shopping in Century21 we took the subway out to Sunnyside. Vanessa was in London at the time but we met up with Julian and Michael for a few pints and a Romanian meal. They didn’t get to Brooklyn, but at least they left Manhattan – most tourists don’t. After that I was back in work full time, so a full account of the rest of their visit will have to come from another source. We had a meal with Vanessa and Young Min, another in Katz’s Deli, and another in Angus McIndoe’s after seeing Spamalot. That was actually the first time I’ve ever been in there without seeing someone famous, but what can you do? (For the record, the list: Mel Brooks, Matthew Broderick, Barry Manilow, David Hyde Pierce and the main cast of the musical 42nd Street). Spamalot was amusing. We had seats in the third row, which was close enough to be spit on. Luckily, we weren’t.
It was a short visit, and they didn’t really get to meet many of my friends or see a lot of stuff. I don’t see Eleanor very often. My parents have come over here twice, for two weeks at a time. I see her at Christmas, but she splits it with her husband’s family so it’s never for long. She’s my only sibling, two years younger than me and, as I’ve said, we’re very different people. She lives in a small town in England with her husband, working as an English teacher. I live on my own in New York City working for a controversial video game company.
Family is strange. I don’t know how I feel a lot of the time. I don’t miss Dublin. I don’t miss Ireland. It’s small and irritating. I read things like this and the pettiness and insularity of it all embarrasses me. Ireland is getting more cosmopolitan by the day, I’m told, but there’s a lot of intense parochiality about the place. But in a lot of ways I’m alone here, and that’s not good either. Ah, the emigrant’s lament.
Anyway, there was a plant waiting for me when I got home on Friday night, as well as some nice shot glasses and a small pair of jeans that I’m fairly sure were not left deliberately. The plant is a nice feminine gift in my TV, sound system and computer dominated apartment. I wonder how long it will last. It’s supposed to be easy to look after. I saw that the soil was dry so I took the obvious step of watering it, then I looked it up on the internet for other care tips and saw that it is not supposed to be watered in the winter months. I don’t know if this is going to work out. I’ve left it where it will get some sun and I promise I won’t water it again, but there are some brown edges on some of the leaves already. I’ll put up photographs to chart it’s progress. Maybe I’ll even make it a sidebar. If there are any gardenologists out there you can give me advice – it’s a Jade Plant, Crassula Argentea, and I shall be calling it Duncan.
I invite Ellen and Eleanor to submit their own versions of events. Fill in the blanks, correct misconceptions, provide illuminating additional News. Email them to me and I’ll put the up, censoring where necessary. Although I doubt it will be necessary. You were very sedate guests as it goes.
It seems to be visiting season. Tomorrow I’m going to be meeting up with Alan and Tom from Ardmore Sound who will be in town, and on the 1oth of March a couple of friends will have a mivie in a festival here. I hope they’ll accompany it. Even this weekend there were a some people from Dublin in town on a birhday rip, but they never quite got it together to meet up with me. Anyway, come one come all. I’ll probably disrupt my bi-weekly posting routine next week to put up my Oscar “predictions”. I hope nobody minds.
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At 7:03 am on Wednesday 01st 2006f March 2006, D2 wroteWhat “Reasons?”
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At 7:07 am on Wednesday 01st 2006f March 2006, D2 typedIs it something to do with the fact you both slept together? I think there’s more to this than we’re being told people!!! Jimi, let’s find out the truth about what really goes on in Anthony’s Sofabed.
Actually, let’s re-name the entire site “Anthony’s Sofabed”. Sure that’s just the kind of ‘livening up’ we’ve been lobbying for for ages!!!!!!!!
WWW.ANTHONYSSOFABED.COM
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At 7:39 am on Wednesday 01st 2006f March 2006, JIMI, M.A Hons professedANTHONY>> your blog has been hijacked again! And this time it’s by people far more sophisticated than me. I mean they’ve infiltrated the main body of the blog, not just the comments columns and they’re using the space to propogate lies about you (“Anthony is obviously a very well-brought-up young man, as he was a most genial host”) and to post offensive pictures of Jade plants. This is a most serious development. I just hope that you can wrestle back control of your blog from these dark forces…
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At 8:04 am on Wednesday 01st 2006f March 2006, ellen saidThe most questionable activity that took place on the sofa-bed was the viewing of Dawson’s Creek re-runs
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At 8:32 am on Wednesday 01st 2006f March 2006, D2 started typing, with this resultMy God Jimi… you took no interest what so ever in the lies I tried to propogate about Anthony’s Sis and her friend cuddling on his Sofa bed! It just goes to show, the price of a sandwhich in Dublin is ridiculous compared to the pain and suffering caused by warts!
And let’s take bets on Duncan’s demise. I predict a month.
And yes, Dawson Creek, my god!
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At 10:52 am on Wednesday 01st 2006f March 2006, JIMI, M.A Hons wroteD2>> I find your theory fascinating and look forward to the results of your inquiry. I believe there may be a link between ‘Duncan’ and the sofabed activities. Rumour has it that Duncan ‘threesome’ Stewart was in New York at the same time. Does this help you with your inquiries?
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At 11:05 am on Wednesday 01st 2006f March 2006, D2 was inspired to addYes! That’s exactly the kind of proof I was looking for. I knew that Dawson Creek allaby was a red herring by jove!
See that insomnia still keeping you awake over there in Alaska eh?
Jeezus, I can’t wait for Eleanour’s version of events
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At 11:06 am on Wednesday 01st 2006f March 2006, D2 professedAlso, is it me or did anyone find Ellen’s post much more interesting and shorter than Anthony’s? Perhaps it’s time to step down Antooo!?
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At 11:38 am on Wednesday 01st 2006f March 2006, Daragh channelledMore notes from Ellen! Nicely written, calming tone, comforting, warm fuzzy wuzzy feeling to be had for everyone!
Love the plant too, or is it Duncan?
Last time I saw such dedication to a plant was in the film ‘Leon’.
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At 2:11 pm on Wednesday 01st 2006f March 2006, D statedI do hope that Anthony’s father never reads the comments. He may well live in a dismal, windswept hovel surronded by bog, but he still has his pride. To read that it was lie to describe his son as well brought up and genial would surely cause unneccessary hurt. His senstive soul would see all too quickly that his beloved daughter could hardly escape the implication that she too was badly brought up; both his ‘chicks’ damned in the one unsubstantiated verdict broadcast to millions.
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At 6:06 am on Thursday 02nd 2006f March 2006, JIMI, M.A Hons statedD>> The truth can be tough to face sometimes. But, on a brighter note, I’m sure Anthony’s father has better things to do than reading Anthony’s humble blog. Rumour has it that Anthony’s pop is a big shot in the academic world. Now do you really think he’d be hanging around in a dive like this?
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At 4:10 am on Friday 03rd 2006f March 2006, D2 was inspired to addJive-talk-Jimi is right Mr. D. It’s probably better for Anthony’s father to turn a blind eye to what goes on in New York. And believe me… IT GOES ON!
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At 11:58 am on Friday 03rd 2006f March 2006, J statedSo where is Anthony with his Oscar picks? According to our good friend Mr Ebert it’s Best Picture for Crash, Best Director for Ang Lee, Best Actress for Reese Witherspoon and Best Actor for Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Oh the excitement…...
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At 3:31 pm on Friday 03rd 2006f March 2006, Vanessa typedHey Anthony,
I loved meeting your sister Eleanor and Ellen. It was a shame that we didn’t have more time to hang out, as I’m now just globe trekking every weekend.
And when will I be able to see the famous Chez Litton and the awesome sofa that I helped pick?
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At 5:17 pm on Tuesday 07th 2006f March 2006, Der Tommissar proclaimedNew Yorkers? Polite?
New Yorkers?
I get it, you just got back from Paris, right?
New Yorkers? Polite?
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At 10:39 pm on Tuesday 07th 2006f March 2006, Anthony wanted everyone to knowI’m sorry that Ellen’s actual experience runs contrary to your preconceptions. I’ll try and make sure it doesn’t happen again.
Or maybe it was just that I only introduced her to polite people.
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At 6:38 pm on Wednesday 08th 2006f March 2006, Der Tommissar impartedOk. I’ll let it slide this time, Anthony.
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At 5:33 pm on Thursday 16th 2006f March 2006, D2 realised it was important that we all should understandAnthony… er, hello? Someone? Anyone?
..... it’s so lonely here.
............ somebody please…. talk to me…....................
I fear the worst