Saturday 22nd 2006f April 2006
A Tremendous Amount of Pain
One of the perks of my job is a free Gym membership. There’s a branch just across the road from the office. They even pay towards a personal trainer for a number of sessions. I have suddenly availed of this, and as a result I have put myself in terrible, terrible pain. I’ve been lifting things, and pushing things, and pulling things. I’ve arranged myself in arcane torture equpiment and been twisted and stretched.
I first bought myself some runners and showed up about three weeks ago, on a Thursday. I met my trainer and he took me through my paces – or rather, his paces. They were entirely unfamiliar to me. I had been afraid I’d get someone who’d just get all R. Lee Ermey on me – I wouldn’t have reacted well to that. Luckily the guy I got is pretty young, so it’s impossible to take him seriously as an authority figure. I think he recognizes this and so keeps the inspirational speeches to the minimum. In the first session he gave me the old “I know, it’s hard. You work at a desk all day, it’s hard. Believe me, I know.” I just looked at him. He doesn’t know! That first session was pretty exhausting. As I left, he told me he’d give me a call the next day and see how I was doing.
I woke up on Friday in a tremendous amount of pain. With difficulty, I made my way into work. He called me to see how I was, and I told him I was in a tremendous amount of pain. He told me that that was to be expected. He also tole me that it might be worse tomorrow.
He was right. I had to adjust my concept of what a tremendous amount of pain was. I literally couldn’t move my arms. It really put a crimp in my weekend. It seemed like everybody was telling me that the pain would lessen each time, until it eventually became pleasurable – even fun. They have been in right in that the pain following each session has been dimishing, but it’s still a long way from approaching anything resembling something I could possibly refer to as coming close to an activity I could in my wildest imaginings describe as remotely similar to any reasonable idea of “fun”. My next session is on Monday.
For the past two Fridays I’ve been heading after work with some colleagues to a bar called The Vasmay Lounge. It’s never that full, there’s free shots with every beer on a Friday and there’s a pool table, but the best thing about it is the Jukebox. It’s all old Rock and Punk music. I never knew I was such a big fan of AC/DC. It’s just thing for headbanging out the stresses of the week.
One of my old mentors and former bosses Doug Murray has been in New York recently (the information in that link isn’t entirely accurate – there are two Doug Murrays working in sound and their credits have been conflated. Just ignore the ADR and Foley ones). He’s been working on the new Milos Forman movie. He’s been pretty busy so I haven’t seen him much. The last time was Wednesday when he got myself and m’colleague Ian in to see the first preview. Like this guy I won’t say anything until it’s released. Except that Javier Bardem is freaking awesome. Doug is leaving around now. Thanks, Doug, and enjoy Paris!
Also in town were my Godmother Mary McHugh with her husband John and her daughter Isabella. They took me to dinner on Sunday. We went to a Japanese restaurant called Yakitori Taisho on St. Mark’s Place. It’s the only place I know that serves liver sashimi, which it always makes me feel very cosmopolitan to eat.
It’s always strange to see people I knew from Dublin in New York – it gives me a fresh perspective, as if I’m seeing the city anew. It’s great. It’s amazing what you can learn to take for granted.


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At 7:03 pm on Saturday 22nd 2006f April 2006, Douglas Murray opinedI hope the pain turns to fun ASAP. It then becomes something that Leopold von Sacher Masoch knew about.
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At 12:51 pm on Sunday 23rd 2006f April 2006, Nigel attestedStop being a sissy Anthony. Your regime is nothing compared to what I put myself through!
But well done on joining up. How soon before you’re pulling supermodels?
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At 2:13 pm on Sunday 23rd 2006f April 2006, Ivan postedA, (that means one), beer in the evening after exercise is helpful when it comes to exercise related pain for those of us suffering from slothful lethargy. I believe a free shot with a beer undoes all of that suffered for gain… Just a thought
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At 3:52 pm on Monday 24th 2006f April 2006, Nigel opinedYes Anthony. You’re slacking. if you’re going to have a shot make it wheatgrass.
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At 3:52 pm on Monday 24th 2006f April 2006, Nigel declaredWhere have your regular commenters vanished to?
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At 3:00 am on Tuesday 25th 2006f April 2006, Daragh proclaimedYour body has been redundant for a long time now, all the hard work with drill instructor bob will be laid to rest from topping it up on a couple of beers.
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At 3:13 am on Wednesday 26th 2006f April 2006, Daragh decided it was worth pointing outWho made who, washed down with Back in Black and the real blender to finish you off… “You shook me all night long”! That should get the jucies flowing and then, maybe then, at another level you can be confronted with the old classic ‘Angel of Death’ by Slayer… guaranteed to rip a gut or two. Then relax, with Dark side of the Moon or bit of Bob the Marley then mellow again to Air’s Moon Safari.
........Pop quizz lets do film/tv quotes – just name the film or actor etc.
I’ll start you off with an easy one….
‘I’M NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKIN MERLOT’!
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At 4:38 am on Wednesday 26th 2006f April 2006, JIMI (M.A Hons) opineder Sideways, but that’s my line – I’m Paul Giamatti and you’re Thomas Haden Church…
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At 4:40 am on Wednesday 26th 2006f April 2006, JIMI (M.A Hons) wroteIRISH THEATRE QUIZ...
NAME THAT PLAY:
“And, so help me God – with every glass of Ernest and Julio Gallo her tits were getting more imperative”
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At 7:14 am on Wednesday 26th 2006f April 2006, Daragh felt the urge to writeThat’s an easy one – Conor McPherson – I think the one you worked on,or was it a Roddy Doyle book or the Butcher boy or around that era.
I actually thought it was one of your lines James, its worked so many times in the past before!
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At 7:15 am on Wednesday 26th 2006f April 2006, Daragh blurtedThat one reminds me of the ‘Fast Show’ sketch
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At 3:37 pm on Wednesday 26th 2006f April 2006, Anthony opinedYou’re being very general with your guesses there, Daragh. And to those who seem to think that drinking negates going to the gym: would drinking and not going to the gym be better? Because frankly that’s the other option.
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At 4:51 pm on Wednesday 26th 2006f April 2006, JIMI (M.A Hons) testifiedStick with the gym, although I prefer yoga…
Free shots with pints? And AC/DC music? Aren’t there loads of fights and vomiting?
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At 4:53 pm on Wednesday 26th 2006f April 2006, JIMI (M.A Hons) realised it was important that we all should understandDARAGH>> ah, but name the play…
the Fast Show sketch line was:
“Can I cum on your tits?”
Sorry for lowering the tone Anthony, but it’s all in the name of art…
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At 8:20 pm on Wednesday 26th 2006f April 2006, Ivan felt the urge to writeOpiates Anthony, even better than beer and easier absorbed into the body. Pure Codiene or Morphine. Avoid all tablets with sugar and chalk bases, nasty stuff.
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At 8:13 am on Thursday 27th 2006f April 2006, D2 impartedAnthony, why did your Personal Trainer ring you?
But nonetheless, I’m gobsmacked and totally impressed. Even I don’t go to the gym…. and never will at the prices here!!
My advice for you on the subject is go find some excersice machines next to the womens aerobics class!!!!! Mmmmmm….
Well done dude.
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At 9:37 am on Saturday 29th 2006f April 2006, D was compelled to shareWhen I am not worrying about what will happen when the oil runs out, my thoughts frequently turn to cats and what they might be for. I recently came across the following proposal that, happily resolves both problems. Two things are certain: cats always fall on their feet; buttered toast always fall butter side down. Tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat’s back and throw the beast out of second storey window and we have a perpetual motion machine as the cat spins. Then it’s just a question of harnessing the energy.
What should I worry about now?
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At 3:49 pm on Sunday 30th 2006f April 2006, elenamary typedtotally unreleated but are you participating in the mobilization of immigrant supporters tomorrow? you know wearing white, or not going to work, or not buying anything (or all of the above!)?
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At 5:30 pm on Monday 01st 2006f May 2006, Anthony was inspired to addNo. They’re marching by my office right now, and there are a lot of them. I’m legal. I was more or less offered a job in New York in May 2001 as an illegal, but I decided I would rather do it legally or not at all. Two years later I was able to do that.
So I don’t really relate. But seeing this endless stream of people march by reminds me how lucky I am to have a Green Card.
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At 7:08 am on Tuesday 02nd 2006f May 2006, elenamary typedAnthony, I knew you had your papers, but was still interested in your persepctive. I particpated in yesterday’s events but found it funny when people asked me why, since I am a US citizen…while I found it funny that they would think it was odd. ehhh…
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At 10:15 am on Tuesday 02nd 2006f May 2006, Anthony was compelled to shareWell, marches and protests are rarely focused enough for me to be comfortable joining them, and this was no exception. I don’t agree with the specific law in question, but that’s not really what this march seemed to be about.
I stood outside and watched it go by for five or ten minutes, and in that time I saw signs calling for a total amnesty for illegal workers, signs saying “Workers Problems Know No Borders”, anti-Bush signs, anti-globalization signs, a sign calling for an end to corruption in the Mexican government and even a “Where’s Bin Laden?” sign. On top of this, the only slogan I heard being chanted was in Spanish. Shouldn’t it have been in English? After all, that’s the language you’re required to speak to become a citizen.
I don’t agree with this legislation, but I do believe that the US, like any country, has the right and the responsibility to manage immigration, to control those who come over its borders, quite apart from any issues of terrorism. Providing a disincentive to those who would live here illegally seems pretty reasonable to me.
I don’t know what the solution to the problem of the US economy having become so dependant on illegal labour is, but I don’t think it’s either this law or a total amnesty, which seems to be what most of the marchers wanted. Is that what you would like to see?
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At 1:36 pm on Tuesday 02nd 2006f May 2006, Ivan channelledCitizen of the world card, no passport/work permit. Its extraterrestrial aliens we need to discriminate against. “All men are created equal”, self evident apparently. Oh wait….
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At 4:43 am on Wednesday 03rd 2006f May 2006, Daragh declaredEh gringo, we don’t need your stinking badges!
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At 4:45 am on Wednesday 03rd 2006f May 2006, Daragh announcedHeh Mr.D must try the buttered cat one, I’m curious now …. or is it the cat?
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At 7:59 am on Wednesday 03rd 2006f May 2006, Cest Moi! wroteAnthony, that was said with perfect eloquence. I agree totally. Spot on.
Mr.D. I myself have a cat now. His name is Mr. Sparky. Feel free to call round some time and pick up the little shite in the name of science!
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At 12:04 pm on Wednesday 03rd 2006f May 2006, Ivan testifiedTechnically being born constitutes crossing a border into a country and this equals automatic citizenship. In some counties this means having the right to vote after a bit and in others a one way ticket to north Cuba. No Citizenship no divisions no problem.
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At 12:08 pm on Wednesday 03rd 2006f May 2006, Ivan declared...and as far as when the oil runs out… Start collecting all rotting waste including faeces and harness the same energy before nature compresses it. I want to see those wars, ‘blood for shit’. Its what we deserve.
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At 9:26 pm on Wednesday 03rd 2006f May 2006, Anthony impartedCommunist!
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At 7:55 am on Thursday 04th 2006f May 2006, D2 declaredWake up Anthony…. Wake up Anthony….
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At 7:56 am on Thursday 04th 2006f May 2006, D2 testified....... Follow the White Rabbit …....
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At 9:59 am on Thursday 04th 2006f May 2006, Anthony realised it was important that we all should understandIf it were anyone else I would ask about the Lewis Carroll reference, but as it’s you I’ll assume it’s The Matrix you’re quoting.
Why?
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At 4:51 am on Sunday 04th 2006f June 2006, eqk@yahoo.com professedUnbelievable! Liam O’ Keefe