Tuesday 11th of April 2006
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Eleanor has finally come through with her report of her visit. I will hand over to her after this picture.
So as you can see from the picture it wasn’t just me that made the trip from Cheshire to New York, I was accompanied by my little baby-in-potenitia as well. However, as it had only existed for a mere 10 weeks and it was about the size of a grape, I don’t know if it got much out of the whole experience.
It did do its best to impinge on my enjoyment by denying me alcohol, caffeine and runny cheese. It was also sapping me of energy in a parasitical fashion, though apparently I am not supposed to actually call it a parasite; it might offend its grandparents. We managed to survive the week with plenty of (decaff) coffee breaks and sugary foods.
I am slightly concerned about Anthony’s life style over in New York, as he seemed to think by missing out on drinking we were missing out on everything that is worthwhile about the city. Hmmm. Somehow or other we did actually manage to enjoy ourselves without the demon drink; a challenge obviously as we were thrown back on looking to history, culture, architecture, art and shopping for what meagre entertainment they could provide.
The family I have married into (the geordie Rickard clan) are all obsessed with rating everything: “what did you like best?” “What are your top three?” “What were your five favourite things?” etc etc, so here is a list of favourite things from the holiday, in no particular order:
- Seeing Anthony in his natural habitat. (His flat is just like how his bedroom used to be, only on a very slightly larger scale. The continuity is reassuring).
- The cheese burger in Katz deli.
- Meeting Anthony’s friends. (It is nice to know he has some, and that they weren’t all fictional characters created for the blog to give an illusion of popularity).
- The sofa bed. Unbelievably comfortable, and Ellen was an added bonus. (Lying in the bed watching Meet the Fockers on Anthony’s massive television was a real treat. The fact we had learnt how to turn the telly on was a real achievment.)
- Seeing the overwhelming joy on Ellen’s face as we finally tracked down her holy grail, a branch of Abercombie and Finch.
- And speaking of holy grails, Spamalot was fantastic, amazing, and hilarious and the seats (for Anthony and I anyway) were out of this world. Thanks again big brother! Keep up those spendthrift ways! By the way, the t-shirt fits Jim perfectly.
- Being introduced to the tv series Firefly, (though apparently this makes me a ‘geek’. And my love of Buffy didn’t?).
This is in no way a definitive or comprehensive list as we had lots of memorable and enjoyable experiences. I haven’t included visiting Anthony’s place of work, as even though Ellen and I were aware we were highly privileged in being allowed visit, as neither of us have ever played a computer game I feel it was slightly wasted on us. Throwing rubber bands at Anthony as he worked was good fun though.
Have you had the housewarming yet Ant? Your friends all seemed very keen to see your new pad, and with some effort I am sure you could squeeze about ten people in there.
Hey, I never had TV in my bedroom! Any party would have to be in shifts. I’m not sure that’s likely to be successful.


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At 5:50 pm on Saturday 15th of April 2006, JIMI (M.A Hons) blurtedso Anthony…
how much did you have to pay the actors to pretend to be your friends? I need to ‘create’ some friends to help me woo the fairer sex…
nice writing Eleanor. And good luck with the baby.
Where is everybody? Dean? Daragh? Benjamin?
HELLO???!!!
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At 10:12 am on Sunday 16th of April 2006, Ivan proclaimedI’m here, does anyone care
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At 10:14 am on Sunday 16th of April 2006, Anthony attestedI care, Ivan. I care.
And JIMI, I don’t pay them at all. I get them small parts in R* games.
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At 11:22 am on Sunday 16th of April 2006, JIMI (M.A Hons) saidAh, I see. Good thinking Batman. Any thoughts on why your shizzle has gone, well… let’s face it… fizzizle. I mean is there anything left of your once glorious shizzle? If the number of comments is anything to go by I’d say you really have gone quite fizzizle…
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At 11:23 am on Sunday 16th of April 2006, JIMI (M.A Hons) blurtedDon’t worry, my shizzle went fizzizle a long time ago. And there’s nothing wrong with fizzizles, despite their bad press. I’m quite happy with my fizzizle…
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At 6:55 pm on Sunday 16th of April 2006, Ivan discoursedRight, so the jumper brand is shizzle, their problem, hopeless wiggers. More importantly I believe i invented a new phrase, ‘Party Tetris’, It refers to the movement and placement of people by their own means at a crouded party, it could be extended to cover bars, cafés, orgys etc. The reasons I mention it are these, 1. This blog will record its origin, 2. it could be the first proof of origin from the internet. You see I have been watchin Balderdash and Piffle on BBC, a strange coincidence.
By the way, nice visual representation of a foetus.
Congratulations Eleanor.
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At 8:55 am on Tuesday 18th of April 2006, J statedParty Tetris? Intriguing theory. Though there are whole books written about what the room you gravitate to at a party says about your personality.
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At 5:55 pm on Tuesday 18th of April 2006, JIMI (M.A Hons) was inspired to addAnthony>> did you see ‘The Squid and the Whale’? Two thumbs from moi…
Discuss…
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At 10:36 am on Wednesday 19th of April 2006, Ivan impartedI have always found that the room you gravitate towards has a lot to do with the type of people in each one. Which has more to do with who lays claim to a space first. The substances in the bloodstream also play a major role methinks.
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At 8:11 am on Thursday 20th of April 2006, D2 wanted everyone to knowHello all. Tiz me. Moi! Ich bins!
I’m sorry Anthony, but I’ve been busy writing letters into the Metro, three of which were published! I am now re-considering a career in journalism.
I’m simply too lazy to read back on all the comments I’v missed in recent months. Suffice to say, after your web-site went down i lost interest. You see… that’s why you need to keep things updated man. Valuable commenters like me get bored. Or is it boring, I’m not sure. Ask Jimi about that one. Glad you missed me jimi. I did’nt miss you. I’ve been watching you. Closely. Very close. But more on that next time.
As for that big picture up there, well done Anthony! I knew that operation was gonna change your life but I did’nt know they could do that. Wow! Strange looking limb though.
Take care, see you all next time, over and out, bobs your uncle. Fandabbyddozy! Shiwaddewaddy! And so on
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At 9:30 am on Thursday 20th of April 2006, Daragh realised it was important that we all should understandPHOTOGRAPHIC EXHIBITION – DUBLIN CITY LIBRARY – PEARSE ST. FOR THE MONTH OF JULY – OPENING NIGHT JULY 3rd 8pm.
All welcome – Wine n dips
Get flutered…. see photos….nice
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At 11:29 am on Thursday 20th of April 2006, J channelledAh well if we’re getting into blatant self promotion our doc on Tristan Dowse has been nominated for the TV NOW Awards cheesefest next week. So if any of you kind souls feel like voting for us text Award 0807 to 53307
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At 3:21 am on Friday 21st of April 2006, Daragh professedDaragh sdhfkhgdskjghwu87ttv 5u2v2n2 875235pvno5v v9862bmn 9 86;5 jy;kjlt’k tyktky yi68’tykk e09y
.........important huh?
God, I’m just brilliant!
James> Are you going to the Fleadh?
Zaini tells me our friend Feelhim Failhim is big wig Director these days, so tickets would be nice, and there should be those corporate drinks n lunches n freebies to look forward!
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At 11:36 am on Saturday 22nd of April 2006, JIMI (M.A Hons) testifiedDaragh… don’t know if I can face the Fleadh. I OD’d on it in the past…
Give me Cork any day…
Where’s Anthony?
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At 1:52 pm on Saturday 22nd of April 2006, Ivan realised it was important that we all should understandANTHONTY!!.....hello?...
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At 1:56 pm on Saturday 22nd of April 2006, Anthony testifiedSorry, what?